Me and Big Brother Rain

September 2, 2003 The day before Rowan was born - she should have stayed inside longer.		September 15, 2003 - Did he spit on me?
September 20, 2003 - What's that, Ma? Rain flushed what down the toilet?		September 20, 2003 - Oh, brother.
September 22, 2003 - I wish he'd stop stuffing toilet paper down the back of my diaper. It's not like his butt's any cleaner.		September 22, 2003 - We just farted!
September 24, 2003 - That time it was him.		Halloween, 2003 - Could we have gone as Spongebob and Squidward instead of these stupid costumes?